Many of you probably know this already, but a treat for those who don’t! One of the best there is. A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill [...]
Archive for January, 2012
A guy walks into a bar and orders 6 shooters. The bartender says, “Looks like you are having a bad day.” The guy says, “Am I ever! To start, I woke up late for work. On my way to work I got in an accident. When I got to work I was four hours [...]
There were three boys who were late to class. The first guy came in and said, “Sorry ma’am, I’m late! I was on top of Strawberry Hill.”. The second guy came in and said, “Sorry for being late teacher, and it won’t happen again”. Then the third guy came in and said the same. Then [...]
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know [...]
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. To be happy with a man, you [...]
There were three men on a hill with their watches. The first man threw his watch down the hill and it broke. The second man threw his watch down the hill and it broke. The third man threw his watch down the hill, walked all the way to the bottom, and caught it. The other [...]
A Very Funny beautiful girl was a college student. Once Very Funny Girl comes late to class. Teacher: Why are you late? Very Funny Girl : One boy was following me, sir. Teacher: So, What? Very Funny Girl : That boy was walking very slow.
Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again? Husband: No dear. Wife: I’m sure you would. Annoyed husband: Okay, I would. Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed? Husband: Ya, I guess so. Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes. Husband: No, she is taller than you.
Sardar to his friends : For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don’t know how she got my number, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says, “Please recharge your balance soon.”
2 MEN TALKING 1st: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry 2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!