Archive for May, 2012

Random dirty jokes

Some mode random dirty jokes with pictures!  

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Blast through out collection of funny picture jokes,dirty jokes and adult jokes.  

Increasing Sex Drive

This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.” The doctor smiled and said, ”Have you tried to give [...]

Making a bet at a bar

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. “I’ll bet you $10 he’ll jump,” said the first guy. “Bet you $10 he won’t,” said the second guy. Then, the guy on [...]

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The great series of dirty pictures continues…..  

Funny question

A little boy asked his mother: – Mummy, why are you white and I am black? – Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party…, you are lucky that you don’t bark.

Women in taxi

One woman stops a taxi. – To the airport, please. After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says: – You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today. – Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant. – Well, you haven’t arrived to the airport yet [...]

group sex

Two friends: – Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come? – Of course! How many people are coming? – Three, if you bring your girlfriend.

Flavoured condom

Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. – Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: – Gorgonzola! – Wait, it is not on yet.

Funny 69

While making love, he says: – Darling, let’s do 68! – 68??? What’s that? – You do it to me and I’ll owe you one.