Some mode random dirty jokes with pictures!
Archive for May, 2012
Blast through out collection of funny picture jokes,dirty jokes and adult jokes.
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ”Doctor, I haven’t had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband’s sex drive.” The doctor smiled and said, ”Have you tried to give [...]
Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. “I’ll bet you $10 he’ll jump,” said the first guy. “Bet you $10 he won’t,” said the second guy. Then, the guy on [...]
The great series of dirty pictures continues…..
A little boy asked his mother: – Mummy, why are you white and I am black? – Don’t even ask me that, when I remember that party…, you are lucky that you don’t bark.
One woman stops a taxi. – To the airport, please. After ten minutes the taxi driver, watching the woman in the mirror, says: – You are third pregnant woman that I have driven to the airport today. – Are you kidding me, I am not pregnant. – Well, you haven’t arrived to the airport yet [...]
Two friends: – Tonight I am going to organize a group sex session in my apartment. Do you want to come? – Of course! How many people are coming? – Three, if you bring your girlfriend.
Wife and husband have bought condoms with different flavours. – Darling, I will turn off the light, put one on and you guess the flavour. As soon as he turns off the light, she takes it in the mouth and says: – Gorgonzola! – Wait, it is not on yet.
While making love, he says: – Darling, let’s do 68! – 68??? What’s that? – You do it to me and I’ll owe you one.