Question: Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Answer : The local bookshop in the section marked “fiction”. Question: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older? Answer: Because they will remember where the car was parked. Question [...]
Question : What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? Answer : AGE Question : Why are fish so easy to weigh? Answer : Because they have their own scales Question: How you know that you are flying with a “no frills” airline? Answer: You need to have the correct change to [...]
Question : What route do crazy people take to go through the woods? Answer: They follow the psycho path. Question: How would a spoilt little rich girl change a light bulb? Answer: She would ask Daddy to buy her a new apartment Question: What do people in prison use to communicate with one another? Answer: [...]
Question: What would you have if you crossed a panther with a beef burger? Answer: Really fast food. Question: What would you have if you crossed a pig with a karate expert? Answer: Pork chops Question: Why do traffic lights rarely go swimming? Answer: They take much too long to change. Question: Why do thieves [...]
Question: Why do most married men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to. Question: What do diapers and Politicians have in common? Answer: They both need changing regularly – for exactly the same reason. Question: What is the definition of the early evening news? Answer: It starts with the words “Good evening” then [...]
Director to an aspiring actress: Were you ever cast before? Aspiring Actress: Yes, last year I fell down and had my left leg in a cast.
A fat man wanted to see how much he weighs and stepped on the electronic weighing machine. The machine printed: One at a time please!
I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you’ve never used it. I bet your mother has a loud bark! I could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit? I don’t consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat. I don’t [...]
