There were three dummies. The first one learned how to say ” forks and knives, forks and knives, forks and knives. The second one learned how to say “because he stole my lollipop.” The third one learned to say “Yay we are going on a field trip.” So one day after they climbed a mountain [...]
There was once a Blonde, Brunette, and a Ginger (Red Haired). They were stranded on an island. The Brunette tried to reach land but failed and drowned. And so the Ginger said, we can swim and then swim back if we get tired. So, the Ginger swam one-third and then swam back. The Blonde swam [...]
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The DJ was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off. A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car [...]
A blonde was sitting in class when the professor asked her if she knew what the Roe vs Wade decision was. She sat there for quite a while pondering this very profound question and finally said, “I think that is the decision George Washington made prior to crossing the Delaware.”
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, “Oh, look at that dead bird.” The blonde stops, looks up, and says, “Where?”
A blonde was driving home after work, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her to just go home [...]
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A: So brunettes can remember them. Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? A: You pick it up pull the pin & throw it back. Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She slipped off and fell down the [...]
A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a truck driver. He motioned for her to pull over. When she did, he got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side [...]
A blonde decided to commit suicide by hanging herself from a tree in the park. A few days later, a man was walking his dog and spotted her hanging from the tree. He asks the blonde what she is doing and she replies, “I’m hanging myself.” “You’re supposed to put the noose around your neck, [...]
A blonde by the name of Julie was getting pretty desperate for money. So she decided to go to the richer part of town and try to get a job as a handywoman. She rang the doorbell at the first house she came to, and a man answered the door. She asked if there were [...]
