Fun Fun Funny

Boyfriend: I need to tell you a secret that I haven’t told you so far: I a seeing a psychiatrist. Girlfriend: Oh! I need to tell you a truth too. I am seeing a psychiatrist, plumber and a mechanic.

Man 1: I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend for her birthday but I don’t know what she would like. Give me a suggestion. Man 2: Does she like you? Man 1: Yes Man 2: Then she would like anything

Boyfriend: Can we have a battle of intelligence between us? Girlfriend: No thanks, I don’t fight an unarmed person

Boyfriend: How do I play the guitar? Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent. Boyfriend: Am I so good? Boyfriend: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off.

Girlfriend: I am soon approaching 25. Boyfriend: From which direction?

Girlfriend: There is nothing in the world that I wouldn’t do for you in life. Boyfriend: Do you love me so much honey? Girlfriend: Well, what I meant was that I am going to spend my life doing nothing for you.

Boyfriend: Do you thing I am a perfect idiot?. Girlfriend: I keep telling you that you are not perfect

What is the height of miser-liness? A man who is so stingy that if he were a ghost, he wouldn’t even give a fright.

Girlfriend: You are so intelligent that you brighten the place whereever… Boyfriend: whereever I go? Girlfriend: No, whereever you leave.

Girlfriend: By BF could be an even bigger fool but he lacks ambition.