A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though a whale is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. The teacher reiterated that a [...]
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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie. The genie grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home — and poof!, he is back home. The second guy wishes the same thing — and poof!, he is gone too. The [...]
Joey: My mother can hold a car up with one hand. Mike: She must be very strong. Joey: Nope, she is a police officer.
Why was the policeman hiding in the tree? He was a member of the special branch
TEACHER: Name four members of the cat family. Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
Teacher: Why did the frog say meow? Pupil: He was learning a foreign language.
Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4? Class: At once!
TEACHER: What is the plural of mouse ? Pupil: Mice TEACHER: Good, now what’s the plural of baby ? Pupil: Twins !
TEACHER: What’s the longest word in the English language ? Pupil: Smiles – because there is a mile between the first and last letters !
When my daughter asked about two look-alike classmates at her school, I told her that were probably twins. The next day, she came home from school all excited and said, “Guess what? They are not only twins, they’re brothers!”