Working With The FBI The phone rings at FBI headquarters. “Hello?” “Hello, is this the FBI?” “Yes. What do you want?” “I’m calling to report my neighbor Adrian Thibodeaux! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.” “Thank you very much for the call, sir.” The next day, the FBI agents descend on Thibodeaux’s house. They [...]
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A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, “What were you and [...]
Neighbor 1: “Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a nice day to be moving” New Neighbor: “Yes, it is and people around here seem extremely friendly” Neighbor 1: “So what is it you do for a living?” New Neighbor: “I am a professor at the University, I teach deductive reasoning” Neighbor 1: “Deductive reasoning, [...]
The FBI is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in and sits down. The interviewer asks him “Do you love your wife?” so he replies “Yes I do, sir.” “Do you love your country?” asks the interviewer. “Yes I do, sir.”, [...]
Teacher: Robin, I always see that when I start teaching in the class, you always talk with your friends. Robin: But Sir, I don’t talk when I sleep.
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA: Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” TEACHER: John, why [...]