Mike walked into a post office just before Valentine’s day, he couldn’t help noticing a middle-aged, balding man standing in a corner sticking “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. Then the man got out a bottle of Channel perfume from his pocket and started spraying scent over the envelopes. By [...]
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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, “What’s the matter haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?”
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. “It’s the minister, Mommy,” the child said to her mother. Then she added, “Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right [...]
Mary: June, do you know why the sky is so high? June: Yes, Just imagine, if its not so high then what will happen to the birds? They will crash on the sky.
Kid1: Even the President himself sits with his head bowed in front of my dad. Kid 2: Wow, what is your dad? Kid 1: He is a barber.
Girlfriend: One of my ancestors was actually a king. Boyfriend: I never knew you were a desendant of King Kong
Kid: My teacher has gone crazy Mom. Mother: Why do you think so? Kid: Yesterday he said that 3 times 4 is 12. Today he is saying that 12 is 6 times 2.
A new student came to the class. After asking his name the teacher said, ‘What does your father do?’ Student: Whatever Mom says.
Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? A. He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills! Q. How do you tease fruit? A. Banananananananana! Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk? A. Because he wanted to work over-time! Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window? [...]