“When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.” “You’re wrong, officer, it’s only my hat that makes me look that old.”
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Wives are the most dreadful dream of a person’s life.
Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal can now go a step further – eat the plate. Chen Liang-erh, 50, an amateur inventor, announced Friday that he had perfected an edible plate ma…
Girlfriend is like ice cream easily melt able but wife is like hard metal can’t be bent.
Innocent Reply: Kid: TeaCher Can I Go To The BathroOm ? Teacher: (CorreCting him) “May” I Go To The BathroOm ? Kid: miss But I AsKed 1st .. !-
Q:What is the longest word in the English language? A:SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!”
“Do you know what really amazes me about you?” “No.What?” “Oops.Sorry. I was thinking about someone else!”
Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ? A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.
Q. Explain RMI Architecture? A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
Q. What is the use of Servlets ? A. In hotels, they can replace servers.