Late one night in Washington, D.C., a mugger jumped a well-dressed man and held a gun to his ribs. “Give me your money!” he demanded. The man stiffened, but said indignantly, “You can’t do this to me – I’m a U. S. Congressman!” “In that case,” replied the robber, “give me my money!”
A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal authorities received the letter to God , USA , they decided to send it to the President. The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary [...]
A man shot a wild dog while attacking a baby. The news crew came in and prepared a report. The next day the man reading newspaper a report says “An American Hero Saved a Baby’s Life.” The man went to the newspaper office and said I am sorry I am not American. News crew: “Okay [...]
One night Obama is strolling a few blocks from the White House when he passes a hooker standing on the corner. The hooker asks ” Wanna party ? ” and Obama responds ” How much ? ” The hooker replies ” 100 Dollars “. Obama replies ” I’ll give you 10 Dollars ” Insulted….the hooker [...]
Hillary Clinton is speaking at an elementary school classroom and is answering questions. A boy raised his hand and identified himself as “Jimmy”. “I have two questions,” he said. “One, what is your stand on Iraq, and two, how do you plan to lower poverty levels in America?” Just then, the recess bell rang, and [...]
George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they [...]
Hillary Clinton was on her way somewhere when he came across a little boy selling puppies. She stops and asks the boy “What kind of puppies are they?” The boy replies, “They’re Democratic puppies, Ma’am.” With this she smiles and walks off. Later on that day she mentions to Bill about the boy and his [...]
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to President Bush. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed [...]
An old man was critically ill. Feeling that death was near, he called his lawyer. “I want to become a Democrat. Get me a change of registration form.” “You can do it”, the lawyer said, “But why? You’ll be dead soon, why do you want to become a Democrat?” “That’s my business! Get me the [...]
Boy: Dad, what’s politics? Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we’ll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we’ll call her the government. We’ll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you [...]
