So the other day I went to the supermarket, and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, “Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?” He ignored me and continued writing the [...]
Teacher: Suppose, you have a box which contains a 10 foot snake… Student: But Sir, snakes don’t have feet.
sir : if any dought ask me student : sir, in question paper question is there but in answer paper no answer is there Submitted by Stalin Mumbai on 23-Feb-2010
The maths teacher asked Little Billy “If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a loan, how many pounds would you still have?”. “Twenty” came the reply. “How so?” enquired the teacher. “Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn’t I am going to”. A schoolteacher sent a letter [...]
Fill a large brown envelope about 70% with shaving foam. Close over the flap but don’t seal it. Place it part way, flap first under a friends door and call them to get it. When you hear them walking towards it, jump on the back end of the envelope and shaving foam will spray everywhere.
This is a very simple prank. Simply get a new bar of soap and paint it with clear nail varnish. Let it dry and place it out to be used.
time they run it suds will come oozing out the door. Place a coin on the ground and wait for someone to bend down to pick it up. As they do, tear a piece of fabric and the’ll think they just burst their pants. Tie a thin, almost invisable piece of thread to a coin [...]
Get some geen jello and mash it up with some tiny bits of balled up lettuce. Stuff it up you nose. When someones watching, fake a sneeze all over your hands. For best effect, eat it !
Prank 1… An old classic. Place cling film (plastic wrap) accross the toilet bowl and lower the seat. Prank 2… Add a thin layer of Vaseline to the toilet seat. Your victim won’t know what it is. Prank 3… Wait until you’re sure the toilet will remain unused for at least 24 hours. Get 2 [...]
