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A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.

Q: When does the (English) alphabet have only 25 letters? A: At Christmas time, because it is the time of Noel.

Q: What travels around the world and stays in a corner? A: A stamp.

Q: What did the ocean say to the beach? A: Nothing, it just waved!

Apple juice for twenty minutes? Because it said Concentrate on the side of the can. Question: What is another name for female Viagra? Answer: A Diamond Question: What did the cowboy say went he went into the car showroom in Germany? Answer: Audi Question : What is the quickest way to speed up your 70 [...]

Question: Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Answer : The local bookshop in the section marked “fiction”. Question: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older? Answer: Because they will remember where the car was parked. Question [...]

Question : What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? Answer : AGE Question : Why are fish so easy to weigh? Answer : Because they have their own scales Question: How you know that you are flying with a “no frills” airline? Answer: You need to have the correct change to [...]

Question : What route do crazy people take to go through the woods? Answer: They follow the psycho path. Question: How would a spoilt little rich girl change a light bulb? Answer: She would ask Daddy to buy her a new apartment Question: What do people in prison use to communicate with one another? Answer: [...]

Question: What would you have if you crossed a panther with a beef burger? Answer: Really fast food. Question: What would you have if you crossed a pig with a karate expert? Answer: Pork chops Question: Why do traffic lights rarely go swimming? Answer: They take much too long to change. Question: Why do thieves [...]

Question: Why do most married men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to. Question: What do diapers and Politicians have in common? Answer: They both need changing regularly – for exactly the same reason. Question: What is the definition of the early evening news? Answer: It starts with the words “Good evening” then [...]