When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing [...]
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A Russian’s ass (donkey) went missing. Russian was praying and thanking God. A Sardar saw him and asked, “Your ass is missing; Why are thanking God?” Russian: I am thanking Him because I wasn’t riding the ass at that time, otherwise I would also have been missing.