Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
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A rich Sardarji needed blood for his heart surgery. He got it from a poor Bania. Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery. Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, Sardar just gave him a Cadburies Chocolate. Bania asked the reason. Sardar: Now I [...]
An Indian Sardar ji & a Pakistani were in Titanic. Titanic was sinking. Pakistani: How much the earth is far from here? Indian Sardar Ji: 2 kilo meter. The Pakistani jumped into the sea and asked again: …in which direction? Indian Sardar Ji: Downwards.
Judge: why did u shoot ur wife, instead of shooting her lover? Sardar: Your honour, it’s easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Sardar: An old king’s skeleton. Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it? Sardar: That was same king’s skeleton when he was a child.
Waiter gives bill to Sardar Sardar: “Take my card.” Waiter: “But sir, this is Ration Card.”
A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister….
Sardar ji says I love u to his girl friend and suddenly falls on the floor. Girl Friend: What is this? Sardarji: O ji, I’m falling in love!
Having lost his donkey a Sardarji, got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, “Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for ?” The sardarji replied “I am thanking Him for seeing to it had I wasn’t riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would [...]
What is the chemical formula 4 water? Sardar: HIJKLMNO. Teacher: what r u talking about? Sardar: Yesterday u said H to O.