WIFE: “There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor.” HUSBAND: “Water in the carburettor? That’s ridiculous.” WIFE: “I tell you the car has water in the carburettor.” HUSBAND: “You don’t even know what a carburettor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?” WIFE: “In the pool.”
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep warm. In the morning, the guy on the right says, “I had a dream that someone was pulling on my dick.” The guy on the left says, “I also had a dream that someone was pulling on my dick.” “The guy [...]
A hundred prostitutes in Washington D.C. were asked if they would ever sleep with President Clinton. 60% said, ‘Never again!’
A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, “How long have you been wearing that bra?” The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.
Q: Why doesn’t a chicken wear pants? A: Because his pecker is on his head! Q. What did the penis say to the condom? A. Cover me im going in! Q. What’s the last thing that goes through a fly’s mind when it hits a windscreen? A. It’s arse! Q. What does a guy and [...]
1) Your so fat you fell in love and broke it. 2) Your so fat when you saw a whale on the ocean you started singing “we are family” 3) Your so fat that when you stand on a scale it says ” 1 person at a time please! 4) Your so fat when [...]
A Haryanvi Tau buys a ticket for Rs 100 and wins the lottery of 1 crore. He goes to claim it. Haryanvi Tau: I want Rs 1 crore. Lottery Agent: We give you 10 lakh today. The rest amount will be paid in next 6 months. Haryanvi Tau: Oh, no! I want all my money [...]
School Kid: Why are some of your hair white mom? Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me unhappy, one of my hair turns white. Funny Kid thought for a moment, and then said, “Mamma, how come *all* of grandma’s hair are white?”
Boy; My Ex-girlfriend Status on Facebook Say”standing on the Edge Of Bridge” Friend; So Did you Comment……….. No, I Just Pocket Her
A man walks into a bar one day and asks, “Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?” “Yeah, I do!” a biker says, standing up. “What about it?” “Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him…” “What are you ta…
