Crime and Punishment
A man, shocked by how his buddy is dressed, asks him, “How long have you been wearing that bra?” The friend replies, “Ever since my wife found it in the glove compartment.
Archive for the 'Silly jokes' Category
Aired During The Lewinsky/Walters Interview
“The Five Commercials Aired During The Lewinsky/Walters Interview” (and yes, these really did air during the interview) 5. Victoria’s Secret lingerie. 4. Burger King – featuring the song “It’s My Party, and I’ll Cry if I Want To.” 3. Oral-B Deluxe. 2. A promo for the TV movie “Cleopatra,” with the following voice-over: “When she [...]
Millionaire
Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? ” Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.” Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?” Millionaire: “Billionaire”
Short Husband Wife Jokes
Bert and Madge have been married for 60 years and still hold hands whenever they go out. When Bert was asked about this, his reply was simple. ” When I let go, she’s off shopping”. My wife said that she would like to go somewhere where she had not been for a long time for [...]
Siblings Joke
Ron: If you do something wrong, why your father punish your brother? Tim: We are twins.
Deadly PJ
Pearl is reading a story about elephants. Suddenly she asked her sister, ‘Do you know why elephants don’t ride a cycle?’ Jean: ‘They doesn’t have thumbs. So it’s impossible to ring the bell for them. Without ringing the bell, it’s really risky for them to drive.’
Silly Joke
You promised me to send an electrician to fix the door bell, three days have gone by, and nobody has come. I did send a guy. But he pushed the bell, nobody opened the door.
Guest Joke
A guest have visited Molly’s house. She gave her a plate of biscuits. Just after that, her dog started to bark at the guest. Guest: Why is the dog barking at me? Molly: Actually, it’s his food. Don’t worry, I am holding him. You better finish it quickly.
Boxer Joke
In a boxing match: Coach: Why aren’t you blocking the punches? Boxer: Can’t you see I am blocking all the punches with my face?
santa banta Silly Joke
Santa: Why are you searching outside your house while you lost your purse inside your house? BantA: Because its dark inside.
