Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know [...]
A Very Funny beautiful girl was a college student. Once Very Funny Girl comes late to class. Teacher: Why are you late? Very Funny Girl : One boy was following me, sir. Teacher: So, What? Very Funny Girl : That boy was walking very slow.
Teacher: Whats the meaning of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder? Student: Bamba’lakkadi Jimba. Teacher: I dont understand anything you said. Student: Same here.
Teacher: How old is your dad. Student: He is as old as I am. Teacher: How is it possible? Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.
A kindergarten teacher comes to class and says, “Today class I am going to give you a letter of the alphabet and I want you to give me a word that begins with that letter.” She begins with the letter “A” and all the kids raise their hands. There is one kid in the back [...]
The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he [...]
Teacher to student: When were you born? Student: 14th April Teacher: Which year? Student: Every year.
Student A: My teacher caned me for something I didnt do? Student B: Thats so bad. Student A: Well, I didnt do my homework
Kid: My teacher has gone crazy Mom. Mother: Why do you think so? Kid: Yesterday he said that 3 times 4 is 12. Today he is saying that 12 is 6 times 2.
