In 1957, several cities were vying to host the 1964 Winter Olympics. Candidates had been eliminated to the point where the only two left were Singapore and Nevers, France. The French venue had an obvious advantage for the games, but the Singaporeans were eager to host the games in their country, so they developed a [...]
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Bert and Madge have been married for 60 years and still hold hands whenever they go out. When Bert was asked about this, his reply was simple. ” When I let go, she’s off shopping”. My wife said that she would like to go somewhere where she had not been for a long time for [...]
Pearl is reading a story about elephants. Suddenly she asked her sister, ‘Do you know why elephants don’t ride a cycle?’ Jean: ‘They doesn’t have thumbs. So it’s impossible to ring the bell for them. Without ringing the bell, it’s really risky for them to drive.’
Santa: What are you looking for so intensely in the keyboard? Banta: It says ‘Press any key to continue’ and I dont see the ‘any’ key.
Banta was trying to check his email. He typed: DoubleUDoubleUDoubleUDotZeeMailDotCom
Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other! Women [...]
So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey. Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn. I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in? I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time? If ignorance is bliss, you must [...]
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. “There [...]
