IT’S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
You talk…..-100 You don’t talk…..-150 You spend time with her……-200 You don’t spend time with her…..-500 You seem to be enjoying yourself…..-1000 Game Over – YOU LOSE
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COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem: You listen, displaying a concerned expression…..0 You listen, for over 30 minutes…..+5 You relate to her problem and share a similar experience……+50 You’re mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying “well, what do you think I should do?”…..-100 You have fallen asleep…..-200
YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable pot belly…..-15 You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it…..+10 You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts…..-30 You say, “It doesn’t matter, you have one too.”…..-500
A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a movie…..+2 You take her to a movie she likes…..+4 You take her to a movie you hate…..+6 You take her to a movie you like…..-2 It’s called Death Cop III…..-3 Which features Cyborgs that eat humans…..-9 You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans…..-15
HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday…..0 You buy a card and flowers…..0 You take her out to dinner…..0 You take her out to dinner and it’s not a sports bar…..+1 Okay, it is a sports bar…..-2 And it’s all-you-can-eat night…..-3 It’s a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite [...]
AT THE PARTY
You stay by her side the entire party…..0 You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy…..-2 Named Tiffany…..-4 Tiffany is a dancer…..-10
SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed…..+1 You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative pillows….0 You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets…..-1 You leave the toilet seat up…..-5 You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty……0 When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex…..-1 When the Kleenex runs out you [...]
