funny jokes for adults
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Two women where walking home home after a girls night out and they feel the need to pee, so passing a graveyard, they decide to go to answer the call of nature.
Of course they have no loo roll so the first one uses her knickers and then throws them away while the other woman spots a ribbon on a wreath and pulls it off and uses that.
Next day, their husbands are talking and one says to the other, you know we need to watch our wives when they go out for their nights out, my wife came home last night without her knickers. “You think that’s bad” said the other husband, mine had a card stuck to her bum that said “from all the guys at the fire station – we’ll miss you”
Well that was funny! LOL. Another one that I love is
In an elementary school, the teacher gives school work to the class. Everybody writes except little John. The teacher asks him: – John, why aren’t you writing? – I’m exhausted because of sex. – That should not be a problem, write with your left hand.
Now is that actually an adult joke? You decide. But no doubt it’s funny, right?
Here goes another people’s choice-
An apple, a banana and a penis got into an argument one day.
The apple says sadly “I have the worst life ever. People take one bite of me and throw me on the ground.”
The banana says “You think thats bad? People take off my clothes, eat my insides and leave my clothes on the floor.”
The penis laughs. “You guys have it easy. You try having people sticking you in dark, wet caves, putting bags over your head, messaging you for hours and making you do push-ups until you throw up!”
I don’t like this one! No idea why, I just dont
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