Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He puts them on the bar and
orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man
excuses himself to use the restroom. There’s an awkward silence so the
bartender tries to make small talk with the ducks.
He asks the first duck, “What’s your name?”
“Huey,” replies the duck.
“How’s your day been?”
“Oh, I’ve had a great day,” replies Huey. “I’ve been in and out of puddles
all day.”
The bartender asks the second duck, “What’s your name?”
“Duey,” replies the duck.
“How’s your day been?”
“Oh, I’ve had a great day,” replies Duey. “I’ve been in and out of puddles
all day.”
The bartender says to the third duck, “I guess your name is Louie?”
The duck replies, “No, I’m Puddles.”
