The grieving widow goes to her local newspaper to submit an obituary. The man behind the counter tells her it will cost $5.per word. She thinks for a moment and says “Fred’s dead.” The man then informs her there is a five word minimum. She’ says “Okay… Fred’s dead; Buick for sale”
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