A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, “You want to play ‘Magic’?” She says, “What’s that?” He says, “We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear.”
A lady is having a bad day at the tables in Vegas. Down to her last $100, completely exasperated, she cries, “What rotten luck! What in the world should I...
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