Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy’s, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife”...
My foolish heart. Sometimes if I could live. Darn! He can’t live with me. I’m out to go and kill for myself. I can’t. And so he can’t He touch...
An old but still ruggedly handsome Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies...
Man 1: What type is your wife? Man 2: She is the type of wife who knows what she wants till one of the neighborhood ladies gets it....
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