Teacher: How old is your dad.
Student: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born
Teacher :What happened in 1809? Student: Abraham Lincoln was born. Teacher :What happened in 1819? Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old....
Teacher asked, If I saw a man beating a dog and stopped him then what virtue would I be showing? The student replied: BROTHERLY LOVE...
A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths? The student answered, ‘Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students’...
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it. Sudent: Sorry my mom wouldnt let me go so far....
The teacher asked, ‘Give me an example of Coincidence?’ Student replied, My mom and dad got married on the same date....
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