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Woman and her duck

A woman on her way home from market was carrying a duck. A drunk staggered up to her and said ,”Hey! where’d ja get the pig?” The woman replied,” You drunken fool, that’s no pig — it’s a duck!” And the drunk said,” Quiet, I was talking to the duck.”

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