Yo mama’s so STUPID
she got hit by a parked car
she looks for the Sunday paper on Tuesdays
she put your puppy in the oven to make a hot dog
she bought a solar-powered flashlight
she invented glow-in-the-dark sunglasses /water-proof teabag/wheelchair with pedals
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away the W’s
she thought Taco Bell was a phone company in Mexico
she spent twenty minutes staring at the orange juice carton because it said “Concentrate”
I strangled her with a cordless phone
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
she sits on the TV and watches the sofa
she asked me what kind of jeans I had on, I said “Guess”, and she said “uh, Levi’s?”
she stands up on an empty bus
when I asked her to buy me a color TV, she asked me what color
when she saw the “NC-17 (Under 17 Not Admitted)” sign, she went home and got 16 friends
she went to a 24-hr store and asked what time they closed
she broke into a furniture store and slept on the floor
she only has one toe on each foot, but she bought a pair of flip flops
she writes “Thank You” notes for her bills
